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Announcing WebOSSFlame

 

The free world is proud to announce an old program for startups looking to do web development. When you sign up for the WebOSSFlame program, you get the following:

  1. Free, unlimited licenses to the Debian or SuSE server platform
  2. Free, unlimited licenses to the MySQL AND PostgreSQL database servers
  3. Free, unlimited usage of either the Ruby, Python, or PHP languages.
  4. Free, unlimited licenses to ALL of the following IDEs: Eclipse, Vim, Aptana (1)
  5. Free, unlimited licenses to ALL of the following graphics programs: Gimp, InkScape
  6. Free, unlimited licenses to the FileZilla FTP program for deploying your Web application.

Aw heck, you know what? We’ll just throw in free, unlimited licenses to any piece of software listed here.

Why start with a spark when you can start your fire with a flame?(3)

 

(1) – EMACS not included, why do that to yourself? Really?(2)

(2) – Just kidding EMACS users.

(3) Ok, that’s a stretch.